Anger Personification

Anger’s Rein of Terror

Anger likes to hang out where you least expect him. Just yesterday, Anger came strolling out of Central Park onto 66th and Madison en route to his 16 million dollar Manhattan apartment. It’s one of his many abodes. Anger confidently waves to his kinfolk clustered amongst other successful New Yorkers. Anger sips his overpriced beverage smirking as the wind presses his button down shirt onto his stomach just right so all of New York City can see the six pack he has sculpted so meticulously the past seven years. Life in New York City is good for Anger; he thrives. Anger is a bit of a mystery man in the sense that one moment he is swaggering through the upper east side and the next he is protesting the funeral of a gay soldier with the Westboro baptist church. That’s probably one of the places you’d expect to find Anger. In the same way a hot, sweaty crevasse allows bacteria to grow, Anger is able to grow tall and strong with groups like the Westboro baptist church.

Anger is having a bit of an existential crisis; he doesn’t know where he fits in best. Is it in his New York City apartment? Probably not. In New York Anger can’t show his true colors; Anger is hiding in New York. Anger certainly feels like he can be out in the open in the Middle East. Anger is able to sleep at night because everyone supports his efforts to fit in. Believe it or not Anger brings together the worst of enemies. You could even say Anger is the only thing they share - a singular disgusting mutual friend. Not many people can fully take control of another human being, but Anger can. Anger grips you with his sweaty hands and frantically shakes you back and forth making you blind to everyone else. Anger confuses the human race. Some communities have tried to rid themselves of Anger’s ubiquitous presence. These communities fail. Anger’s arch nemeses are the dreamers, the ones who think about a world where people coexist. The vampire that is Anger captivates in the most putrid ways. No one is scared of Anger, but they should be.